"Punished For Driving A Beautiful Truck"

I was travelling on interstate 16 west looking for an particular exit, the speed limit was 70mph and I was going at 76mph other vehicles were trveling the same way some at such high speed that made my truck seem as if it was standing still, all of a sudden I see a state trooper comming across the median and who does he stop ? ME. He claimed that I was going at 86mph which was untrue. As the officer was writing the citation he stated "you should not have been driving such a beautiful truck" and handed me the ticket.