RWD 4 Door Sedan

By John M.

It would be great if I could buy a four door sedan where the rear wheels were powered by a longitudinally mounted engine. The benefits would be better handling, increased testosterone, and revived nationalism. It would also be great if the trunk came equipped with a rack for expensive shotguns. You could brand it a Lincoln motor car but It would ruin the new "poser image" you're trying to cultivate with the LMC brand. Also, there should be a Golden Bear edition, but this time it should include matching luggage (and a moustache grooming kit). Finally, instead of eco-boost, skyactive or clean diesel, it should be powered by fine whiskey...