


Once upon a time, I was a die-hard Mopar girl. I had a Dodge Challenger, and a RAM 1500, & I loved them dearly. Then I had a big fight with the local parking authorities, & had to sell my beloved RAM. I like to think it was Divine Providence that steered me to the Ford dealership in those hard times. My first Ford, a gorgeous, warm gray F-150, was a perfect fit, & we lived happily together for the duration of his lease, which expired, mercifully, just when I could no longer afford to fill his ample tank with gas. My new Ford is a beautiful green Fusion, & his name is Theodore Hal Von Jordan, the Earl of Conflation. I love Theodore more than any other car I’ve ever had, & my Ford dealership gives me great deals, & makes everything easy! I wish I could add more pictures, since, really, I meant for this to be a photo essay.